Parties Are For Circles. I’m Content to be a Square.

Stand-Alones.

• Luts: you have a liar accent
• {Automail} Winry Rockbell {Mechanic}: Can’t everyone have protected sex and shut up?
• Lark Gamry. Man. I could imagine. if laptops could talk. How upset they would be about being manhandled. …
• Taylor: “The Secretly Homosexual Alchemist.” That wasn’t very nice.
• Lark: It’s okay. <_< Although if someone were to wake me up, try to walk away without telling me wtf they wanted, and then when I got them to tell me they gave me half a sentence,… they would have to die. <__<;

Ryan: brb
Ryan: I feel like sushi
Tk: That must be an awkward feeling.

Odie: On average, I drink a bit.
Odie: Right now I drink a lot.
Odie: Sleeping averages it out.

Pirate Layla: Well I know karate
Pirate Layla: and some other Japanese words

Odie: I’m playing Final Fantasy at the moment. That stresses me out.
Odie: I get pixel rage.

Odie: Have you heard the one about the blind man?
Sacha: (am I suppose to reply?)
Odie: no
Odie: Well
Odie: If you’ve heard it
Odie: xD
Sacha: lol
Odie: That wasnt the joke
Sacha: I figured <_<;
Sacha: anyway. What about the blind guy?
Odie: Well.
Odie: A nuns in the bath see…
Odie: When she hears a knock on the door.
Odie: Scared of showing herself to any random person she calls out, “who’s there”? – “Blind man” the man replies. So she tells him to come in, obviously it doesnt matter because he’s blind.
Odie: Upon entering the room the man says “Nice tits, where shall i hang the blinds?”
Sacha: ROFL
Sacha: ouchhhh.
Odie: I know
Odie: I didnt know nuns bathed
Sacha: lmfao

Red the Ninja!: I has many names.
Red the Ninja!: Just as much as I has cheeseburger.

Alice: Her [Kate's] e-mail is lipsofcherryred@hotmail.com.
Lark: That doesn’t send off whorelights in anyone else’s mind?

Lark Gamry. My computer would be boring and have nothing to talk about. Because all he has to talk to/learn from is me. <_<;
Lark Gamry. And has identity issues ’cause its name is Xiuhcoatl but I just call it Lenny.

Lark Gamry. Taylor. Together you and I. Could probably make the whole world roll their eyes at once.
Lark Gamry. With our terrible jokes.

Taylor: “Jewish people are immune to pepper spray!”
Taylor: “Oh crap!”

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Stand-Alones.

• Lark, the Offal: saying congrats before the wedding is just asking for the ice sculpture to land on someone. [reference to Over Her Dead Body]

Lindsay: You’re only like. a year and five days older than me. or something
Lindsay: wait. two years
Lindsay: …
Lindsay: fuck math.
Lindsay: anyway.

Uncle Iroh: ; He jumped back up, facing Zuko this time. ; IF I HATED YOU
Uncle Iroh: I would totally pee in your soup.
Uncle Iroh: So.
Uncle Iroh: Quiet.

Lark, the Offal I bet in the license agreement [for WoW] it says that you agree to sell your soul to Blizzard for a minimum of two years.
Lark, the Offal But no one reads that, so people hit “I accept” and never know.

Lark, the Offal Jack’s a vampire.
Lark, the Offal He could be a bat.
Lark, the Offal <_<;
Lark, the Offal That’s a mammal.
Lark, the Offal >_>;
Jack Faust.: I can not!
Lark, the Offal XD

Jack Faust.: ; He searched his pocket.
Jack Faust.: ; took out a brick.
Jack Faust.: ; held it out.
Jack Faust.: >_____>;
Sukiko: That’s not a mammal!
Jack Faust.: This is a cat.
Jack Faust.: Wtf are you talking about.
Jack Faust.: Watch.
Sukiko: A brick?
Sukiko: =\
Jack Faust.: ; dropped the brick
Sukiko: I told you.
Sukiko: I dun’ want a cat.
Jack Faust.: c’mere whiskers.
Jack Faust.: ; it lay there.
Jack Faust.: lazy fucker.
Jack Faust.: >____>;
Sukiko: -Her tail flicked behind her.-
Jack Faust.: ; kicked the brick.
Jack Faust.: ; several times.
Jack Faust.: CMONWHISKERS.
Jack Faust.: See?
Jack Faust.: A cat.
Jack Faust.: .___.;
Sukiko: I dun’ want a cat!
Jack Faust.: ; the brick lie there, broken a little.
Sukiko: .-.
Lark, the Offal o_o
Lark, the Offal Poor brick.
Jack Faust.: It’s a cat, Lark.
Jack Faust.: >___>;’
Jack Faust.: I have a parrot.
Lark, the Offal <_< is the parrot a brick too?

Alyssa Kanzaki: …..
Alyssa Kanzaki: Lark
Alyssa Kanzaki: You need
Alyssa Kanzaki: To go back to your alien planet?
Lark, the Offal: I need to swap bodies with some–ouch.
Lark, the Offal: Ouch, Aly.

Lark, the Offal ZEBRAS ARE LAME.
Lark, the Offal THEY’RE STRIPED HORSES.
Lark, the Offal THAT GET EATEN.

Star Alchemist: I don’t think he [my roommate] hates me.
Star Alchemist: I do his Econ homework for him.
Lark, the Offal Rofl
¤ Tsuruno Shinchou ¤: LOL

Star Alchemist: I can’t believe that people really believe that God publishes a book.
Lark, the Offal “God’s Publishing House: New York – Boston – Chicago”
Star Alchemist: Copyright = 0 BC.
¤ Tsuruno Shinchou ¤: LOL