Stand-Alones.
- Sir Bedevere [from Monty Python & The Holy Grail]: …and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
click it. it’s clickable for a reason. nerds.
Jack: Rofl.
Jack: Is this pathetic?
Jack: I just, on this online game, used the item “herring” on a tree.
Jack: >____>;’
Jack: The description said. ” this is not the mightiest tree in the forest. “
Lindsay: LMFAO
Lindsay: that is amazing.
Lindsay: GO FIND THE MIGHTIEST TREE IN THE FOREST.
Jack: I know.
Lindsay: MAYBE IT WILL SAY “NEE.”
Lindsay: o_o
Jack: ..
Jack: OSHIT.
Jack: The tree in the Gnome Village.
Jack: The grand tree.
Lindsay: That’s gotta be it!
Jack: I know.
Jack: ..
Jack: “It can’t be done!”
Jack: >____>;’
Jack: Damn.
Lindsay: aww T-T
Jack: Can I be the anti-pope’s inquisitor?
Lark Faust: XDD
Jack: I already have cushions, a chair, and a dish rack.
Jack: I just need red clothes.
Jack: >___>;’
Lark Faust: but what shall we inquire about? <_<
Jack: ..
Jack: The air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Lark Faust: XD
Jack: And how a coconut found it’s way to Mercia?
Jack: >___>;’
Lark Faust: and if they suggest that coconuts migrate, you can make them sit in the comfy chair!
Lark Faust: <__<;
Jack: INDEED!
