Lark Faust. [The Offal] I like the thought that I’m costing him like 10c every time I re-send that [txt] message.
[Organization XIII] ??????: Loooool!
[Organization XIII] ??????: That’s hilarious
Lark Faust. [The Offal] Byakko’s screen is broken.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] I sent him a txt asking him if it was the other day just to check.
Serg: *Whallops her upside the head with Flaky.*
Tk: Ow.
Tk: Mean.
Serg: You know who Flaky is? lol
Tk: no.
Tk: I have no idea.
Serg: It’s a porcupine creature from the animated short “Happy Tree Friends”. >.>
Serg: My favorite is this squirrel named Flippy. lol
Tk: … oh.
Tk: o_o
Serg: You know what HTF is? o.o
Tk: no.
Serg: Oh…
Tk: I’M JUST TRYING TO PLAY ALONG HERE.
Tk: STOP ASKING ME IF I KNOW.
Tk: XD
Frusciante: I’m gonna buy a clown when I’m rich and live in a castle
Lark Faust. [The Offal] lmao
Frusciante: And slowly get him addicted to cocaine.
Frusciante: Living in a castle’s gonna be SWEET.
Frusciante: Some dude’s in my house like “Dude you owe me moneis lol”
Frusciante: “Guards! Take him to the dungeon”
Lark Faust. [The Offal] and then you can send the clown down after them.
Frusciante: xD no, just you.
Frusciante: “Clown, come here.”
Lark Faust. [The Offal] <__<
Lark Faust. [The Offal] now that’s just bastardly.
Frusciante: “See this address? Go to this address and stand on this guy’s roof.”
Frusciante: as you pull into your suburban home to a wife you settled for ’cause she has those flabby chicken wings and you see a clown standing on your roof with two balloons in one hand, slowly waving with the other.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] LMFAO.
Frusciante: “BEVERLY, CALL THE JOHNSONS, THEY NEED TO SEE THIS”
Lark Faust. [The Offal] I would back right back out of that driveway and call the police from ten blocks away, lmfao.
Frusciante: hahahaha
Frusciante: “We need to organize a neighborhood clown watch.”
Lark Faust. [The Offal] ROFL
Frusciante: “…. you’re the only one proposing this.”
Lark Faust. [The Offal] ACTUALLY a fear of clowns is very common
Lark Faust. [The Offal] SO THERE.
Frusciante: They’re not spiders or anything.
Frusciante: Worst thing in the world= giant spider/pig hybrid.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] … lmfao.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] I’m not afraid of spiders. o_o
Frusciante: all pink and hairy with 8 long pig’s legs, and the mouth and nose of a pig with eight golf-ball sized black eyes
Frusciante: that shit wouldn’t scare you?
Frusciante: OH EVEN WORSE
Frusciante: eight regular pigs eyes, but they’re not symmetrical, they’re just askew all up on there.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] XD
Lark Faust. [The Offal] Like a pig and a spider poured out of a giant ladle or something.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] and it just kinda fell together haphazard.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] o_O
Frusciante: well, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Frusciante: I’ll be stalked by a giant mutant spiderpig.
Frusciante: ironically, I’ve had several tarantulas.
Frusciante: Once they get used to you (you have to use gloves for a while) they’re timid and friendly.
Frusciante: One bit me and it hurt like a bee sting, so I threw it on the lawn and ran over it with the lawnmower.
Lark Faust. [The Offal] LMFAO
Lark Faust. [The Offal] wow.
