Stand-Alones.
- Sacha: I have butterflies and not the nice ones. More like flesh-eating moths.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Kolbi: Pick a letter
[Some argument ensues about the letter "Q"]
Bya: J
Kolbi: Now pick a vowel
Bya: ~sigh~
Bya: Y!
Kolbi: Y IS ONLY A VOWEL SOMETIMES.
Kolbi: Are you being spiteful?? ;~;
Me: “OBJECTION!”
Random: “OVERRULED!”
Me: “You can’t overrule me, I quit!”
Random: “Quitters are losers.”
Me: “Only on weekdays.”
Random: “Can we fuck?”
Me: “Separately. :]”
Winnie-the-Pooh held for robbery?
Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:32pm EDT
Oddly Enough News
TOKYO (Reuters) – Japanese police have arrested a 20-year-old man who attacked and robbed two people after they stared at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume, officials said on Tuesday.
Masayuki Ishikawa was hanging out on a Tokyo street corner after midnight last month while wearing the cuddly costume, accompanied by two friends dressed as a mouse and a panther, when he took offence at being stared at, police said.
“It’s uncommon to see people dressed up like this, so the victims were watching them. Then the perpetrator came up and said ‘What are you staring at?’” a police spokesman said.
Ishikawa and his friends beat up the two victims and stole $160 from them, the spokesman said, adding the group had apparently donned the unusual garb because they had run out of clean clothes.
(Reporting by Yoko Kubota; Editing by Linda Sieg)
Matt: I was flipping through some pages on the myMU site
Matt: and I came across my General Student Record
Matt: lemme copy past the first sentence i saw
Matt: “Student Information effective from Fall 2008 to End of Time”
Matt: XD
WONDERFULIFEROUS: ROFL
WONDERFULIFEROUS: That’s hilarious.
Matt: i know
Matt: I was like O_O i’m gonna be here a while
Matt: nuuuu! eternally a freshman in college!
Matt: no fate so cruel as this!
WONDERFULIFEROUS: well
WONDERFULIFEROUS: you could be a 6th grader forever.
Matt: ok yeah
Matt: at least I have the possibility of drinking away my grief in this situation
DRKST4R: then how’re you on? XD
DRKST4R: or… don’t answer. it’s okay, really. XD
WONDERFULIFEROUS: sorry
WONDERFULIFEROUS: lol
WONDERFULIFEROUS: I plugged it back in
WONDERFULIFEROUS: and it came to liife.
DRKST4R: OMG.
DRKST4R: and then you gotta pull the plug back out to show the world that the good Lindsay giveth, the good Lindsay taketh away.
WONDERFULIFEROUS: LMFAO
WONDERFULIFEROUS: oi, I think another guy just fell in love with me… sigh.
DRKST4R: well, looks like dinner’s not called off so quickly.
DRKST4R: … I mean, you don’t waste people like that. y’gotta eat ‘em.
WONDERFULIFEROUS: ROFLMAO
WONDERFULIFEROUS: tomorrow… I am… doing homework.. probably.
WONDERFULIFEROUS: And taking pictures!
DRKST4R: pictures of homework!? omg! sw33t!
WONDERFULIFEROUS: rofl
WONDERFULIFEROUS: yes
WONDERFULIFEROUS: I will take orgasmic pictures of my homework ):
WONDERFULIFEROUS: for all those nerdy pr0n sites
DRKST4R: make sure it’s math. just pure, naked mathematics.
DRKST4R: XD
WONDERFULIFEROUS: LMFAO
WONDERFULIFEROUS: sorry, can’t.
WONDERFULIFEROUS: there’s an elephant in the way.
WONDERFULIFEROUS: <.<
DRKST4R: lmao!
