The Silly Facility IV

Vampires? Let’s See About Those Puns…

Sacha Swarovski — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 07:13:02 +0000

Sacha Niktoyevna Swarovski says
I mean. Not that a vampire would have to ask
gawd, you suck at this
no pun intended
–
Unforgettable Dusk says
>__>
GOULS CAN’T DO THAT
Sacha Niktoyevna Swarovski says
sucks for you
o-o
no pun intended.
xD
Unforgettable Dusk says
LMAo.
Unforgettable Dusk says
You are doing that on purpose.
Sacha Niktoyevna Swarovski says
XD

A well-placed ‘that’s what she said’

Sacha Swarovski — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 15:29:36 +0000

Sacha: <_<; this is a good place to stop.
Dusk: Hm…
Dusk: Thats what she said..
Sacha: yeah. before you even got into bed with her.

Because it goes without saying!

Sacha Swarovski — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 02:38:16 +0000

Mom: I’m going to take a bath, retarded, Down syndrome teenager! … Oh wait, you’re not a teenager anymore.

Me: No, I’m not!! … [wait for it] … AND I DON’T HAVE DOWN SYNDROME, EITHER!

WoW eats the souls of my comrades

Sacha Swarovski — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 01:35:50 +0000

Sacha Swarovskiy: I have appealed to the gods of WoW for Byaa’s soul. They LOL’ed at me. I asked after yours and they looked perplexed.
Kyle Fields: what
Sacha Swarovskiy: nvm. glad I didn’t ask after your brain.
Sacha Swarovskiy: jk jk.
Kyle Fields: …

Fun With Typos

Sacha Swarovski — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 08:13:34 +0000

Kyle Fields: if i wanted to aubse you
Kyle Fields: …abuse
Sacha Swarovskiy: you could spell terribly.
Sacha Swarovskiy: <_<;

…

Sacha Swarovskiy: now no more stabbing me.
Sacha Swarovskiy: or we shall go to war!
Sacha Swarovskiy: or, awr, if you prefer.

Home for the Holidays (Pt 1?)

Sacha Swarovski — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 05:51:18 +0000

Parents talking about putting the angel on the Christmas tree… Dad: “She’s so freaking huge!”

Mom: “She hasn’t been on top in a while.”

Brittney and I simultaneously break out in laughter.

Dominic chuckles soon after.

I love my family.

The Subtler Forms of Suicide

Sacha Swarovski — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 01:45:53 +0000

[Jeff K] hey
[Lindsay S] hey
[Lindsay S] what’s up?
[Jeff K] not much just chillin
[Lindsay S] same. playing solitaire o_< which is sort of like slowly committing suicide, but whatevs.

Birdman Tengu: I wish I could read.
Sacha Swarovskiy: I wish you could too
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD
Birdman Tengu: =[
Birdman Tengu: What?

Von Maddeux: – He stared at the used tissue, leering at Fiction. -
Von Maddeux: - Stuffed it in her bra, since she needed the extra padding. -
Von Maddeux: – Was kidding, but stepped back from her. -
Fictioȵ: D:
Von Maddeux: ..
Von Maddeux: Don’t make that face at me.
Von Maddeux: I didn’t do anything wrong.
Von Maddeux: ._.
Fictioȵ: There is a logical progression to this, but I’m going to refrain. lol…
Von Maddeux: ..
Von Maddeux: Logical progression to this being?
Von Maddeux: Refrain from what?
Fictioȵ: Well, if you don’t know, I’m going to keep it to myself, and you can wonder.
Von Maddeux: ..
Von Maddeux: No!
Von Maddeux: That’s worse.
Fictioȵ: I know. Isn’t it great?

Get in the Corset – I Mean, Christmas Spirit

Sacha Swarovski — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 05:27:21 +0000

Sacha Swarovskiy: I need a corset. why don’t they sell corsets like underwear anymore… ._. lol
Birdman Tengu: cors–
Birdman Tengu: Nvm.
Birdman Tengu: I know what that is.
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD good.
Birdman Tengu: i need one too D:
Sacha Swarovskiy: YOU NEED TO TRY ONE ON AT HOT TOPIC
Sacha Swarovskiy: TAKE A PICTURE
Sacha Swarovskiy: AND SEND IT TO ME
Sacha Swarovskiy: for Christmas.
Birdman Tengu: there’s a picture of me somewhere
Birdman Tengu: with my pants around my ankles in thedressing room
Birdman Tengu: laughing histerically
Sacha Swarovskiy: XD
Sacha Swarovskiy: I want pics. of you dressed like a HT girl.
Birdman Tengu: BUT WHY
Sacha Swarovskiy: SHOW SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, BRYAN
Sacha Swarovskiy: XD
Birdman Tengu: ROFL
Birdman Tengu: I MIGHT
Birdman Tengu: MAYBE
Birdman Tengu: PROBABLY NOT
Sacha Swarovskiy: PLZ PLZ
Sacha Swarovskiy: < shameless begging
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD
Birdman Tengu: SACHA
Birdman Tengu: does thou knowith no boundaries?
Sacha Swarovskiy: not right now o.o
Birdman Tengu: oooh
Sacha Swarovskiy: y nawt?
Sacha Swarovskiy: idk. I’m tired and fixated on you in a corset?

Birdman Tengu: XD
Birdman Tengu: ASK A BLACK DUDE
Sacha Swarovskiy: lmfao wut?
Birdman Tengu: chapelles show
Birdman Tengu: chapelles show
Sacha Swarovskiy: got it the first time
Sacha Swarovskiy: got it the first time
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD
Birdman Tengu: ITS THE SONG
Birdman Tengu: YOU JEW
Sacha Swarovskiy: LMFAO

23 Ways One Does NOT Go Into Mordor

Sacha Swarovski — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:03:40 +0000

21 Ways One Does NOT Go Into Mordor

The other three ways (created by yours truly):

txtREVENGE To #15

Sacha Swarovski — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 05:04:12 +0000

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