Frost: Is it bad if your ass cheek starts twitching?
Tk Brutengast: uhh… probably.
Frost: Okai…-Goes to doctor.
Frost: -Comes back.-
Frost: They amputated my ass cheeks.
Frost: My ass is even more concave than before.
Frost: I now have nega ass.
Tk Brutengast: rofl
Frost: I AM MINUS AN ASS
Tk Brutengast: XD
Frost: GOD DAMN OPRAH’S VIEWERS WISH THEY WERE ME
Tk Brutengast: lawl.
Frost: Kyle is an ass.
Frost: Hey let’s tape Kyle to my bottom! I will have an ass! =D
Tk Brutengast: XDDD
Frost: You weren’t fat to begin with when I saw the pictures.
Tk Brutengast: no I was never actually heavy. o_o
Frost: How the fuck did you get into that dress?
Tk Brutengast: <__< it has a zipper? rofl
Frost: Did it completely unzip in the back?
Tk Brutengast: not completely
Tk Brutengast: but a good bit.
Frost: SEE I WAS RIGHT!
Tk Brutengast: XD
Tk Brutengast: DUH DRESSES HAVE ZIPPERS. o_o;
Frost: OH GREAT ANTI-POPE!
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: XDD
Frost: YOU WILL LEAD AND WE WILL FOLLOW
Frost: Unless you have a bomb strapped to your stomach.
Frost: Then I’m getting the fuck out of there.
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: LMFAO.
Frost: AND I REFUSE TO DRINK THE KOOLAID
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: XDDD
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: what about the iced tea?
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: lolol
Frost: I demand to be the first cardinal for the anti pope.
Frost: Since I started the church of Lark.
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: I don’t want cardinals. I want bluejays.
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: XDD
Frost: XD
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: I was gonna say “larks” but that would just be too goddamn confusing.
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: OR MAYBE MAGPIES.
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: THE MAGPIES OF THE CHURCH OF THE ANTI-POPE.
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: HAHAHA.
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: Magpie wins.
Frost: Or we could be finches. o3o’
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: noo I don’t like inches.
Frost: Okay, then we’ll measure in millimeters
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: FINCHES*
Lark Faust. [The Offal]: DAMMIT.
Tk Brutengast: so Imma hop off and go play pool.
Frost: Have fun.
Frost: Don’t hit anyone in the privates with the balls.
Tk Brutengast: lmfao.
Tk Brutengast: haven’t yet 
Frost: =O!
the background: an old post from Sifa III
Kevin: Oh shit man. [this said after Bryan spilled lots of fruity pebbles]
Kevin: Where’s the paper towels?
Bryan: I found the toaster.
[Thus earning Bryan the title toaster.]
Bryan: In all seriousness.
Bryan: I looked at the toaster.
Bryan: Expecting a good response.
Bryan: …They still haven’t let go of that.
Bryan: Lol.
Sacha: x]
Bryan: omg.
Bryan: Sacha.
Bryan: I danced with my gf.
Sacha: wow
Sacha: you can dance? xD
Bryan: actually i can.
Bryan: never knew i could, until she made me.
Sacha: rofl
Sacha: well, most people don’t know whether they can or not because someone HAS to force them to try =P
Bryan: lmao, yah’.
Bryan: Funny thing is, she dance though she’s clumsier than someone with two left feet.
Sacha: xD
Sacha: I have two left everythings. That’s how clumsy I seem to be. lmfao..
Bryan: lmao.
Bryan: omg.
Bryan: two left ears.
Bryan: how would that work?
Sacha: rofl
Sacha: ONE’S INTERNAL.
Sacha: D:
Bryan: omg.
Bryan: it would be like hearing an echo of what your thinking.
Sacha: roflll.
Sacha: that would suck.
Bryan: I know.
Bryan: It would be confusing to.
Bryan: Like.
Bryan: You’d be thinking something and hearing something.
Bryan: And get a mixed message.
Sacha: XDD
Bryan: Like.
Bryan: I fucking hate you.
Bryan: And toast.
Bryan: fuck toast.
Bryan: Dude.
Bryan: Omfg.
Bryan: Sex with a toaster would be painful.
Sacha: lmfao.
Sacha: wtf is with you and toasters?
Bryan: It’s more or less me and toaster.
Bryan: My brain calculates shit waaaay too fast.
Bryan: Like the hole sex with toast thing branched off into sex with toaster.
Bryan: Then i remembered the heated coils.
Bryan: Oh why heated coils?!?!?!
Sacha: xDD
Sacha: whole new meaning to “mixed messages.”
