Sacha Niktoyevna Swarovski says
I mean. Not that a vampire would have to ask
gawd, you suck at this
no pun intended
–
Unforgettable Dusk says
>__>
GOULS CAN’T DO THAT
Sacha Niktoyevna Swarovski says
sucks for you
o-o
no pun intended.
xD
Unforgettable Dusk says
LMAo.
Unforgettable Dusk says
You are doing that on purpose.
Sacha Niktoyevna Swarovski says
XD
January 30, 2011
Vampires? Let’s See About Those Puns…
January 16, 2011
A well-placed ‘that’s what she said’
Sacha: <_<; this is a good place to stop.
Dusk: Hm…
Dusk: Thats what she said..
Sacha: yeah. before you even got into bed with her.
December 27, 2010
Because it goes without saying!
Mom: I’m going to take a bath, retarded, Down syndrome teenager! … Oh wait, you’re not a teenager anymore.
Me: No, I’m not!! … [wait for it] … AND I DON’T HAVE DOWN SYNDROME, EITHER!
December 22, 2010
WoW eats the souls of my comrades
Sacha Swarovskiy: I have appealed to the gods of WoW for Byaa’s soul. They LOL’ed at me. I asked after yours and they looked perplexed.
Kyle Fields: what
Sacha Swarovskiy: nvm. glad I didn’t ask after your brain.
Sacha Swarovskiy: jk jk.
Kyle Fields: …
December 21, 2010
Fun With Typos
Kyle Fields: if i wanted to aubse you
Kyle Fields: …abuse
Sacha Swarovskiy: you could spell terribly.
Sacha Swarovskiy: <_<;
…
Sacha Swarovskiy: now no more stabbing me.
Sacha Swarovskiy: or we shall go to war!
Sacha Swarovskiy: or, awr, if you prefer.
Home for the Holidays (Pt 1?)
Parents talking about putting the angel on the Christmas tree… Dad: “She’s so freaking huge!”
Mom: “She hasn’t been on top in a while.”
Brittney and I simultaneously break out in laughter.
Dominic chuckles soon after.
I love my family.
December 20, 2010
The Subtler Forms of Suicide
[Jeff K] hey
[Lindsay S] hey
[Lindsay S] what’s up?
[Jeff K] not much just chillin
[Lindsay S] same. playing solitaire o_< which is sort of like slowly committing suicide, but whatevs.
Birdman Tengu: I wish I could read.
Sacha Swarovskiy: I wish you could too
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD
Birdman Tengu: =[
Birdman Tengu: What?
Von Maddeux: – He stared at the used tissue, leering at Fiction. -
Von Maddeux: - Stuffed it in her bra, since she needed the extra padding. -
Von Maddeux: – Was kidding, but stepped back from her. -
Fictioȵ: D:
Von Maddeux: ..
Von Maddeux: Don’t make that face at me.
Von Maddeux: I didn’t do anything wrong.
Von Maddeux: ._.
Fictioȵ: There is a logical progression to this, but I’m going to refrain. lol…
Von Maddeux: ..
Von Maddeux: Logical progression to this being?
Von Maddeux: Refrain from what?
Fictioȵ: Well, if you don’t know, I’m going to keep it to myself, and you can wonder.
Von Maddeux: ..
Von Maddeux: No!
Von Maddeux: That’s worse.
Fictioȵ: I know. Isn’t it great?
December 19, 2010
Get in the Corset – I Mean, Christmas Spirit
Sacha Swarovskiy: I need a corset. why don’t they sell corsets like underwear anymore… ._. lol
Birdman Tengu: cors–
Birdman Tengu: Nvm.
Birdman Tengu: I know what that is.
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD good.
Birdman Tengu: i need one too D:
Sacha Swarovskiy: YOU NEED TO TRY ONE ON AT HOT TOPIC
Sacha Swarovskiy: TAKE A PICTURE
Sacha Swarovskiy: AND SEND IT TO ME
Sacha Swarovskiy: for Christmas.
Birdman Tengu: there’s a picture of me somewhere
Birdman Tengu: with my pants around my ankles in thedressing room
Birdman Tengu: laughing histerically
Sacha Swarovskiy: XD
Sacha Swarovskiy: I want pics. of you dressed like a HT girl.
Birdman Tengu: BUT WHY
Sacha Swarovskiy: SHOW SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, BRYAN
Sacha Swarovskiy: XD
Birdman Tengu: ROFL
Birdman Tengu: I MIGHT
Birdman Tengu: MAYBE
Birdman Tengu: PROBABLY NOT
Sacha Swarovskiy: PLZ PLZ
Sacha Swarovskiy: < shameless begging
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD
Birdman Tengu: SACHA
Birdman Tengu: does thou knowith no boundaries?
Sacha Swarovskiy: not right now o.o
Birdman Tengu: oooh
Sacha Swarovskiy: y nawt?
Sacha Swarovskiy: idk. I’m tired and fixated on you in a corset?
Birdman Tengu: XD
Birdman Tengu: ASK A BLACK DUDE
Sacha Swarovskiy: lmfao wut?
Birdman Tengu: chapelles show
Birdman Tengu: chapelles show
Sacha Swarovskiy: got it the first time
Sacha Swarovskiy: got it the first time
Sacha Swarovskiy: xD
Birdman Tengu: ITS THE SONG
Birdman Tengu: YOU JEW
Sacha Swarovskiy: LMFAO
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